...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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