Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Randomize
