he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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