my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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