Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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