oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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