so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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