i already hear my dad disowning me
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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