No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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