The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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