You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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