He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Can I color on your dick again?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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