I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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