We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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