Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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