What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
No more Irish car bombs ever.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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