Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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