If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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