Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i dont even know how to be here
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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