She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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