the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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