No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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