please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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