At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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