So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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