If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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