Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
