therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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