I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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