I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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