so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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