question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
