Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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