forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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