i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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