That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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