I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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