Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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