We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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