Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
So here I am, sexting at work.
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