In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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