just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Randomize
