we're blogging at a bar
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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