I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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