wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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