Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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