dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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