white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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