She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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