Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
