He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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