she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
