My balls are so social today.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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