Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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