Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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